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The clown’s makeup has worn, and his bright, red smile has been washed down a sink. All that is left is another performance, another tent and set of lights. We rest in the knowledge: the show must go on. Somewhere, behind our stage curtain, a still, small voice asks why we haven’t yet taken up juggling. My seminars were like this. GoodFellas Quotes. Billy Batts: Now Go Home & Get Your Fuckin. I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin. Gambling Sayings and Quotes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old gambling quotes, gambling sayings, and gambling proverbs, collected over. Gambling Quotes Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing. Dutch Boyd If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

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Her pink face was painted pale white, except around her eyes where the white was disrupted by inky black circles. A sloppily painted teardrop decorated her left cheek — but Pinstripe hardly noticed it, or the tinge of green now coloring the ends of her tangled mane.
He was busy staring at her scars.

Film - Animated

Batman/Terry McGinnis: What can you tell me about clowns?
Commissioner Barbara Gordon: In this town, they're never funny.

Run.

— The clown from Toaster's nightmare, The Brave Little Toaster

Brienne of Tarth: You are no better than the rest of them. You have robbed and raped and murdered.
Shagwell the Fool: Oh, I have, I have, I shan’t deny it... but I’m amusing, with all my japes and capers. I make men laugh.
Brienne of Tarth: And women weep.
Shagwell the Fool: Is that my fault? Women have no sense of humor.

Nicer the man, meaner the clown.

And laughter rose from the circus tent as the clowns drove on in their happy jalopy and gave balloons to the children, and when they left there were smiles on the faces of nearly all those in the audience, except for the very clever children who sensed that there was more to clowns than bright suits and funny cars and oversized feet, and that if you were wise you didn't laugh at them, and you stayed out of their way, and you never pryed into their business, for clowns are lonely and angry and want company in their misery. They are always seeking, always searching for new clowns to join them...

Guignol.

All Paris, it seemed, talked of the capering mountebank. Mention was made of his padded paunch, his camel's hump, his gross red nose, his too-wide grin, his terrible teeth, his rouged cheeks, his white gloves with long sharp nails bursting the fingertip seams, his red-and-white striped tights, his jerkin embroidered with skulls and snakes and bats, his shock of white hair, his curly-toed boots, his quick mind, his cruel quips, his shrill songs...

Live-Action TV

You were a wonderful clown once. Inventive, funny, outrageous.

— Bellboy to the Chief Clown, now Chief Collaborator with the Gods of Ragnarok and increasingly sadistic, Doctor Who, 'The Greatest Show in the Galaxy'

Nate: What do you think parents are most afraid of?
Parker: Clowns.
Nate: No.
Parker: Evil clowns?
Nate: No, Parker.
Parker: Crazy clowns called Geegee who whisper your name from under your bed?
Nate: (beat) No.

Joey: Okay, ducks is heads, because ducks... have heads.
Chandler:...Kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?!

Music

This used to be a funhouse,
But now it's full of evil clowns.
It's time to start the countdown;
I'm gonna burn it down, down,
I'm gonna burn it down.

Tabletop Games

Without exception, Death Jesters possess a grisly sense of humour that leads them to seek new and inventive ways to terrorize, torment and eventually kill their victims. They can sometimes be heard chuckling or humming in the midst of battle, and will occasionally pause to sketch a deep bow or offer mocking applause to foes whose horrible fates have especially entertained them.

Killing the foe is not enough for a Death Jester. To make war worthwhile, they must intersperse death with ironic humour. Slaying an officer at the crescendo of a rallying speech, panicking enemy sappers so they flee into their own minefield, or wounding a heavy weapon trooper so their shot flies wide and destroy the very objective they were defending; these are the kinds of cruel deed in which Death Jesters find their amusement. Indeed, there are few in the galaxy as talented or imaginative when it comes to writing the tragic comedy of war.

Napalm Man: The fact of the matter is that Kefka is nothing more than a glorified clown.
Cut Man: I believe you underestimate the sheer fear-inducing energy a clown possesses. Take The Joker for example. For starters, he was played by Jack Nicholson. That's kinda scary enough. Then he was played by Mark Hamill, the most evil voice actor in the world. To hell with acting, Mark Hamill WAS the Joker. Also, clowns with chainsaws? SCARY AS ALL HOLY HELL. That should be outlawed in every place on Earth. Ever. And look at Kefka himself. He looks like he fell off the insanity tree, hit every branch on the way down, then hit a trampoline, and hit them again.
Napalm Man: But Why would Emperor Ghestahl even have Kefka as a high-ranking member of the military if he looked like a clown?
Cut Man: When you're charging at your enemy, who's charging at you with their weapon drawn... who would you rather see? One of those evil The Lord of the Rings orcs? Or an insane clown?

[After terrifying Paz with an illusoryCircus of Fear]
Mort: ...and how did you know that girl didn't like clowns?
Antimony:[Deadpan] Nobody likes cl

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